The Patient

The patient was due for his regular checkup and just like every year there was a nagging concern that this might be the year that something nasty turns up. All the necessary paperwork was filled out and an appointment was made - nothing to do but show up. The patient was escorted into the waiting area where all the others sat in morbid contemplation their mutual fate. After all, no one likes to be inspected and prodded and poked - it is so degrading. Besides, the patient had no real complaints and was considered to be in pretty good shape - why be subjected to such indignities? Oh well - might as well submit....

The specialist begins his usual routine - first as always, he checks the pressure which seems acceptable considering the age and the amount of wear. No noticeable lumps or bulges at this time. Shine a light over here on the right - now the left side. Blink. And again....? That's fine. Now lets check those balls and joints. Hmm - nothing out of the ordinary there although a little care should be taken as they can tend to seize up over time. Regular use is really the best form of prevention in these cases.

Now raise up a little so we can take a look at the bottom - hand me that flashlight.... a little higher. Just checking for any excess movement or slackness - nope... everything down there seems good and tight. The knob and socket seems fine too, no slippage or signs of abrasion. Good. Good. That's about it except for the paperwork - see the cashier on the way out. Now who's next?

And just like that it was over - the "patient" is declared fit and roadworthy for another year. I always dread this time of year when my utility trailer has to go in for the annual vehicle inspection. But I am happy to say it passed with flying colors and is good to go - with a shiny new sticker and a clean bill of health for another year! Life is good.