Wednesday, February 16, 2011

DRIVEWAY REPORT

7:43 PM February 16, 2011:

MAINTENANCE PERSONNEL ADVISE DRIVEWAY SURFACE AT 30 BRIGHTON CT SNOW PACKED WITH BARE CENTER STRIP..... WHEELING IS FAIRLY GOOD WITH SLIPPERY SECTIONS NEAR THE BIG PINE TREE..... HEAVY DRIFTING REPORTED AROUND THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE WITH ICY SECTIONS NEAR SHED.

EXTRA CAUTION ADVISED AT INTERSECTION OF DRIVEWAY AND PATH LEADING TO MAILBOX.... AN ALERT HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR THE ENTIRE DRIVEWAY AND TRAFFIC HAS BEEN REDUCED TO ONE LANE.... OVERNIGHT PARKING IS RESTRICTED TO CARPORT.

VISIBILITY FAIR TO POOR DUE TO UNUSUALLY HIGH SNOW BANKS.... TRAFFIC ADVISORY HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR SLUSHY AREA NEAR THE ROAD.... REDUCED SPEED SHOULD BE USED WHEN EXITING DRIVEWAY ON GARBAGE DAY.... WALKWAYS ARE REPORTED TO BE IN MODERATE CONDITION DUE TO SLIGHT DRIFTING IN EXPOSED AREAS.

WARMING TREND FORECAST FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS WILL HOPEFULLY ALLOW EXHAUSTED STAFF TO TAKE WELL DESERVED BREAK.... PLEASE!!

3 comments:

Judy said...

I think it is time for some sunny days with nothing to report but clear roads ahead!! Yes, the staff definitely needs a break:)

Sandy said...

OMG enough already.

John said...

380 REGENT STREET BRANCH REPORTING FULL HALT IN SHOVELLING PROGRESS.

NO END IN SIGHT. RELENTLESS PLOWING HAS FORMED NEARLY IMPENETRABLE ICE BLOCKADE.
THE ENTIRE SHOVELLING BRIGADE, PRESUMABLY TO NURTURE WHAT REMAINED OF THEIR SANITY, WAS LAST SEEN CONSTRUCTING CRUDE INUKSHUKS. PERHAPS TO WARN OTHERS TO KEEP AWAY AND SAVE THEMSELVES.
WILL UPDATE AS ANY PROGRESS IS MADE.

WE MUST REMAIN STRONG. WE WILL MAKE IT THROUGH THIS CRUEL SEASON YET.